If you’re not on the internet as much as I am you might not have heard about the most recent Starbucks controversy.

They took “Merry Christmas” off their famous holiday cups and certain special snowflake Christian people are in an UPROAR over it.

They’re even starting a movement to try and get “Merry Christmas” back on the cups by ordering their coffee and giving their “Name” AS “Merry Christmas.”

These people are the exact people who don’t deserve to wake up as far as I’m concerned.

I started thinking about it and had the thought “What if I worked at Starbucks and someone gave me their name as “Merry Christmas.”

How would I respond?

I’m ready for hire, Starbucks.

Even if my 1st day becomes my last.

#CallMe