About Me

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This accurately portrays me being smirky and distracted.

Oh.  Hi there.  My name is Jen.

I started this blog to document all the things I do that are Martha Stewart inspired, and sometimes I do but mostly I like to start a lot of projects and finish approximately 2% of them.

I do like themed room decorating, throwing a themed birthday party. HALLOWEEN and basically kicking ass.

Give me a theme and I’m going with it in a big way.

At one point, I had 15 years of Martha Stewart magazines saved.

I woke up one day and realized that I was able to tie dye doilies, braid pine needle wreaths and blow my own wine bottles from liquid glass so I recycled all of them.

Actually, all but the Halloween issues.

I’ve been known to write random and infrequently as well.  I’m not a daily blogger and writing is not high on the to do list.

Once in a while I take on heavier subjects like having a bipolar parent, gun safely, and gay equality.

I don’t generally do reviews but when I do they have to be a good fit. I have worked with the brands: Moen, Martha Stewart, Staples and Sherwin Williams. If you want to read more of where I’ve written, performed, interviewed or quoted then you can find that on this page. 

I started my online life with twitter and now have had a long love affair with Pinterest. I have found out that I’m not the best blogger of projects, which was the point of this blog in the 1st place, (who knew it took so much time and fancy camera stuffs?) so you can find a lot of them on Instagram.

If you stick around, I’ll bake you cookies. They’ll be gluten-free because I’m a jerk like that.

I’m really obsessed with Halloween, did I already mention that?

I also collect 3 ft dolls and am taller than I look online.

Thanks for stopping by.

18 thoughts on “About Me”

  2. So funny! I am NOT a blog reader AT ALL, yet I found myself reading a lot of your posts :) You remind me of myself especially with the social son. My husband is the bipolar one in my life (undiagnosed – but still). I will follow …..

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  4. I just stumbled across your blog. Really enjoying it. I'm the least Martha-Stewarty. Ever. Well, I knit, but not well. I'm killer at interior fridge decoration. I guess there's that, too.

    Keep writing and I'll keep reading. We shook on it. I swear we did.
    My recent post trial by pee

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  8. Another ADD/ADHD mom?! Hurray! That’s so…hey…what’s that making that noise over there? I should google noisemakers, maybe I could make those and sell them, maybe I should be a professional party planner, maybe I should go back to school!…wait, what?

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  11. Ah! I'm so happy to meet my twin….I thought I was the only one trying to make it in suburbia…so far, not working.
    found you through jessica bern… so glad to be here, so I can feel normal.

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    • It totally used to be. Then I added vegetable wash and hand soap and it became too cluttered. I now house all three in one of those shower dispensers that I have mounted on the outside of the cabinet above my sink. I press the button and the soap falls right into the sink. It's a little genius.

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    • *sigh* I did this too. My dad cooked mushrooms in Dawn detergent on one visit. They weren't as tasty as they sound.

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