Ever google people? Sure you do. So you know that it’s always fun to see what the first link is that pops up.

If you’re lucky you’re googling your old high school boyfriend and the first link that comes up is “Dave shows Vegas his Dong”

If this happens, grab a margarita and give me a call.

But who’s googling you? And why?

I get that most “online” people get googled to some extent.

Maybe someone would google “The Next Martha” and see a bunch of links of predictions from Stewart Smalley to Zoe from Sesame Street.

I know I’m always offended. #Stomp

But I want to know WHO THE HELL IS GOOGLING MY NAME?!

Oh, you didn’t know that it’s NOT Martha?

Surprise! (Throws glitter in the air)

So here is my first guest poster with a little story. She’s sassy and snarky and if I met her in person, I’d bring #WineJen out to play. She’s just the kind of woman you want to hang with. She also calls herself a non-blogger too. She is @FamilySizedFun on twitter and her blog is Family Sized Fun.

Oh, I should also mention that she gave me this MONTHS ago.

What? You know how I half ass everything.

Follow her please? I suck.

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Google Yourself

I mean, you DO, don’t you? I do it all the time.

Look, no Mom in her right mind would be neglecting her toddlers as they put the finishing touches on the last details of utter destruction of every last shred of her hard work from yesterday just to GOOGLE themselves, would they?

I would.

I may even be doing it right now.

I mean, chances are, someone, somewhere will be googling you if you don’t do it first, and maybe you should know what is OUT THERE when they do.

I mean, someone out there is googling someone EVERY MINUTE, hell, thousands of people are googling even more thousands of people…I am sure you get my point.

It’s just, when someone out there googles “Jen Hajer” you’d think they would be directed HERE, to her official web presence, but no, the first place she pops up is on my blog, Family Sized Fun. Did I mention I have a blog? Or a few blogs as it may be considered. Yeah, I’d have to tell you, because my blogs get no traffic. But the traffic I do get? It’s all about Jen.

In fact, since the 1 time in June when she guest posted over at Family Sized Fun, “Jen Hajer” has been the #1 search term typed into google to get to my blog. Weird, hunh? Because when I google myself? The 2 pages of Karmen Van Derven lead no where near it.

So,whoever out there on the internets, that has been looking for Jen, but has been sadly directed to either Family Sized Fun, or the doucher with the Empty Subaru Blog instead, I present you this post in hopes that you got whatever it is that you googled her for.

And remember to Google responsibly. I mean really when you think about it, everyone you may be googling has googled other people, so, in effect, you are googling those people by association.
Tune in next time, when I talk about twittering yourself. Because I end up doing a lot of that, too.