If you haven’t read about my Crock Pot controversy, then go here.
If you don’t read it then this won’t make ANY sense. Even if you do read it, this might not make sense. Actually, I’m not going to guarantee any thing gets understood.
have organized a “Crock Pot Blog Hop” linky party.
I couldn’t pass up this opportunity to share my own Crock Pot Recipe.
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Cocks And Pots
1 plate of Cocks. (The spicier the better but use whatever you are comfortable with.)
2 pounds of Pots (I prefer Not to use the flesh colored ones. They just disturb me.)
2 Cups of Tequila
Pinch of Hot Pepper
Steps:
Combine first 4 ingredients into Crock Pot
Set on High for 5 hours
When you open the lid it should look like this:
You may feel the need to eat this in your bedroom.
I won’t judge.
ENJOY!
I know I did.
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If you’re interested in more bland and possibly less useful Crock Pot recipes then go
BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, literally spit out my soda on my screen, FUCK
You are flipping hilarious. Crock potting is a religion to some, you best be careful with these blasphemous posts. Although, I would certainly second a motion to rename it "cock-pot"…
Invite me to your house for dinner. I'll bring a jello mold. It'll be classy.
Ooooh, this is a great recipe. If I add in a lot of white rice and cheese, can I get his dad?
This is why we all need to move together to the same city.
For this kind of stuff right here.
I would be so happy….
Why was I thinking of pot* not pots*?
Either way I might have to dust that darn thing off if it will work that kind of magic!
not very martha-stewarty of you. Yes, we can indeed be friends!
This should be played while cooking said cocks:
(NSFW but safe for kitchen)
Hmm, is there a way to grow a Joseph Gordon-Levitt?
5 hours, eh?? I think I can have arrange to have a pot of that for bedtime!
And now I'm off to find some of the spicy ones…
ha! Thanks for the recipe… and the laugh
Shanon
and I'm so excited that I threw in an extra 'HAVE' there!
OMG. you are too much!!!!! hahahahaha.
How did I know by the title this was yours?! Awesome. I'm gonna grow a John C Mayer.