I’m like Santa. But Better.

I went to Trader Joe’s today. Outside the store there was a Salvation Army guy who looked like Santa. He wasn’t dressed like Santa but I’d put money down that this Saturday he’ll be at a local bank.

He was all jolly and stuff.

He might have snuck a bottle of Two Buck Chuck out there.

No one is happy at 16 degrees ringing bells.


People were unloading on him. In a “Man, all I have is a $20 in my pocket but you’re out here freezing your bells off so here you go” sort of way.

And I thought. Wow. He’s got a good gig going on.

And if there is some sort of “Bringing in the Loot” prize. He’s going to win.

So in the spirit of Freezing Bells and being generous I am offering someone to win these:

These are not actual size

I think we know that I bought these myself.

Yes, they are that good.

Just leave a comment by Sunday December 12th.

If you unfollow me on twitter, you’ll be entered twice.

Happy Holidays.