3rd Annual Epitaph Contest


Back by popular demand!

It’s  time for the smart, clever, witty, people of the world to come up with words that I carve into tombstone form.

Your words sitting in my front yard to be seen by thousands.  Or hundreds.

Come up with your best name, poem, or quote  for an epitaph and leave it in the comment section.

I make the tombstone, so I’m the judge.

Rules:  Be unique, no religion, satan or sexual stuff.

Submissions until October 6th.




2010 Epitaph Contest

2010 Winners Post (Smonkyou, SluiterNation, Guiltysquid) 

2010 Winner:  Smonkyou







2011 Epitaph Contest 

2011 Winner Post (@moooooog35 , Woosel)

2011 Winner:  @moooooog35









You can use this for inspiration if you need to.

Yes, it’s mine.

Well.  Not MINE, a neighbor gave it to me.  It was her mom’s.










Some Good Stuff

This week has been one of those weeks that people are just so funny, clever, and smart that I just can’t NOT share a few of the great posts that I have read.

First up a couple of “Elf on the Shelf” posts that made me giggle. What can I say, I love the Elf gone wrong stories.

Me and Mine (because you care): Nobody likes a Narc

Baby Rabies: 5 Highly Inappropriate & Traumatizing Elf On The Shelf Ideas

I don’t get paid to blog, but I’m also not going to do it for free.

Babble: Five Reasons to Just Say No to Unpaid Work

Smonk You: If your method eventually pays off, you’re sort of a genius!

And this? Just made me laugh:

Aiming Low: Fail: When your mom offers to let your husband go south

I hope you enjoyed them too.
Or not.
I don’t know why I said that.