Honey Do List

I am terrible at making lists.  I am good at  being online.

This is my ever changing list of things for my husband to do around the house.

Made with Love.

–Call about sinking driveway.  Ask if it sinks anymore if we can name our own canyon

–Who needs wood on a house?  We do and some is rotting.  Call carpenter.

–Dead Mouse Hunt. I know that we have both been avoiding the fact that a mouse has died in our storage closet. I think we both know that I am not going to be the one to deal with this. Have fun. Bring a beer.

–Charity. If we don't get the pile of charity stuff out of our garage we might as well get a Salvation Army Store sign made for ourselves. It's your choice.

– Hoarders has called. They think our office might be a great episode. It might be the box of 150 highlighters that gave them a clue. Let's work on this together. By together I mean you clean it first.

– I'm putting the garage on this list twice.  Now we can only park one of our cars in our garage.  I'll let you guess who's it's gonna be.  Have fun shoveling off your car in 3 months.  

– The shed.  If we don't get it organized, we might as well start advertizing it for a movie set.  A horror movie.  Or maybe we keep it like this for a Halloween house.  We'd save a ton of money on candy.  

– Basement hallway.  I know this is totally my fault.  Something about putting stuff on the hallway floor outside the storage door is so appealing to me.  And by appealing I mean, feeds my lazy. 

Items Completed:

– Call Exterminator for ants

–Fix the peeing fridge Fine. This one is too expensive to fix. Bed Pan stays for now.

– Call for cracked window

–Add litter to paint cans in hall and dispose (I totally did this one for you)

– So that squirrels nest has been in the tree all summer. It's getting colder and I think I saw it holding binoculars looking at our attic. Grab your face mask dear before you do anything drastic and by drastic I mean dumb. The fact that you got this down with your face in tact? Totally impressed.