Oh. Hi there. My name is Jen.
Not Martha? No. But I’m the next one anyways.
I started this blog to document all the things I do that are Martha Stewart inspired.
And basically kicking ass.
I’ve been known to write random and infrequently as well. I’m not what you call a daily blogger. Go ahead and subscribe. I won’t be the one filling up your reader.
I also have 15 years of Martha Stewart magazines saved.
Yes. You read that correctly. I’m sure at some point you’ll see me on TLC Hoarders ” The Martha Stewart edition.”
These magazines have inspired some good, some bad and some down right wrong. This woman has got her grips on me pretty tight. I can’t even walk passed one of her “specials” magazines without tripping on my eyeballs while handing over $19.95 at the register.
Why does she make tie dyed doilies look so awesome?
Who can resist braiding their own pine needle wreaths?
Blow glass? Sure just fire up the grill.
I also have ADD. Put this combo together and sometimes you make beautiful things happen and other times, well, you just make a mess.
I love a project. If it’s something I haven’t done before, even better. I’m also really good at the first 90% of that project. Tape still around the door knob? Yep. Just the very corner needs to be touched up? Yep again. I’m sort of the Queen of 90%.
–I like to take on multiple projects. Finishing them is not my main concern.
–I can work a jig saw, band saw, compound miter saw and a drill press. I’m pretty damn handy as long as I don’t have to finish the project.
–I’m pretty honest. Don’t ask me if your boobs look like Niagra falls in that shirt.
–Sometimes I should not be let out in public. Ok, it’s most time.
When I’m not here I’m mostly on Twitter. And Pinterest. Or filling up my coffee cup. I got things to do and not finish people.