I will not be at blogher (a women’s blogging conference) this year even though I have gone the last four years.
It’s nothing personal. I just needed 3ft dolls more than I needed to learn about SEO.
Now that the conference is nearing, the chatter is beginning to heat up. I was starting to feel left out so I thought I could play along with Blogher Bingo.
Maybe you’re not going and want to play too.
Log onto twitter, facebook, instagram, google+, and youtube, from July 24 – 26 and follow the #’s:
#Blogher
#Blogher14
#BlogherSanJose
#Blogher14SanJose
If you are going, you can play too. Just make sure you text me the photo of the square that you are filling. It’s only fair. _________________________________________________________________
If you’re going to tell me that professional bloggers don’t write things like this, you’re late to that game.
I suppose if I was a professional blogger, this would be sponsored and I would have a giveaway. Guess I learned nothing in those 4 years.
*A swagon is a wagon/suitcase rolling device that one might roll behind them as they stuff STUFF into it. Swag-wagon. My friend Lookieboo came up with that term and it could not be more perfect.
I’d love if blogher did a swagon parade on Sunday morning, like, float style.
I’d totally book a flight now for that.
Think of the DIY bloggers blogher.
I’m not going this year either, but I kind of want to now just so I can play this game! HASHTAG SWAGON FTW!
A costume? Really? And also what is SWF? Clearly I’m a slacker who hasn’t been.
Single white female. But maybe a slightly less stabby version.
Damn I’m going to miss getting another vibrator this year. This is spot-on-hilarious. And I’ll be watching from afar too.
After four years, I\’m good. ;)
Lucky for me, I don’t follow anyone who is probably going or that would write about any of that crap. I’m proud to say I’ve never “Squeed” in my life. ;)
People wear multiple scarves??? Why do they not die of heat stroke? I have never witnessed this phenomenon. I’ll be on the lookout. Then, of course, I’ll take a picture and send it to you. It will be an ordinary camera photo as I own no camera lenses, obnoxious or otherwise.
You have my number!
I’m SO PLAYING!!