It’s no secret that since Blogher12 bloggers have been receiving spam/PR/offers emails at an alarming rate.
The “Offers” go from ridiculous to just more ridiculous.
“Why yes, I will take your FREE CONTENT for my site” No.
Since the holidays have showed up, clearing email has turned into a part time job.
I mean, there are awesome opportunities in there people.
Let me just tell you about a few of them.
On the 12th day of blogger spam my email gave to me….
Twelve high resolution photos
On the 11th day of blogger spam my email gave to me…
Eleven FESTIVE SHRIMP
On the 10th day of blogger spam, my email gave to me….
Ten author interviews
On the 9th day of blogger spam, my email gave to me…
Nine appetizer recipes
On the 8th day of blogger spam, my email gave to me
Eight cans of Fix a Flat
On the 7th day of blogger spam, my email gave to me…
Seven holiday tips articles
On the 6th day of blogger spam, my email gave to me…
Six fitness DVDs that I’ll never use
On the 5th day of blogger spam, my email gave to me…
Five Holiday Gift Guide ideas
On the 4th day of blogger spam, my email gave to me…
Four helpful parenting apps.
On the 3rd day of blogger spam, my email gave to me…
Bacon, beans and moonshine
On the 2nd day of blogger spam, my email gave to me…
Two too many emails about making dog treats
On the 1st day of blogger spam, my email gave to me…
Twelve high resolution photos
Eleven FESTIVE SHRIMP
Ten Author interviews
Nine appetizer recipes
Eight cans of Fix a Flat
Seven Holiday tips articles
Six fitness DVDs that I’ll never use
Five Holiday Gift Guide ideas
Four helpful parenting apps.
Bacon, beans and moonshine
Two too many emails about making dog treats
Aaaaaaaand a tube of prep-a-ration H
You’re wonderful.
Best ever.
Sounds like some FANTASTIC stuff there. I only get emails about the millions of dollars people I don’t know overseas want to leave me.
I love you.