I really want to go to the Oprah show featuring Martha Stewart. I think that I need to provide a little more proof that I am worthy. Oprah, you out there? (Or her people since I know she’s got plenty of those) It should be noted that all those magazines and books behind me were not even the whole collection. I know. It might be time for a Martha Stewart Hoarder Intervention which I’m sure Oprah can pull off if she gets me on her show. Hint Hint.