So I do Halloween big. Real big. Whole front yard big. Every year I add a tombstone or two to the collection. This year I decided to run a contest for best Epitaph. Leave a comment with an Epitaph that is NOT GOOGLEABLE and then the winner will be picked either by me or by whoever gets the most “likes”
I will then let you pick the shape that you want and I will make and display this tombstone in my yard.
Rules: No Sex, Satan, or anything Religious. That stuff just creeps out the neighbors AND I do have small children who live with me.
You want a piece of me?
Love your blog! Just found it through the Mommy's Monster Bash site.
Friend of the boy who jumped off the bridge.
My ultimate plan is to be buried next to my husband (@iHubby). Not only is it romantic, but I want the basic principles of our marriage to be carried into our death.
Quite simply, it will say
"I'm With Stupid —>"
To the point, I think. Also a little true.
Not really.
Okay yes. Really.
You said:
Rules: No Sex, Satan, or anything Religious. That stuff just creeps out the neighbors AND I do have small children who live with me.
And yet there you are wearing a scandalous tee in your Corn Balls video. What is an epitaph writer to think?!? (Or maybe the small children are too young to be reading?)
Here lies Fred
Bumped his head
And now he's dead
The Last Guy Who Complained About the Small Candy
well, THAT didn't work.
No good ideas for you but this is a fun contest. I lurrrve halloween so I'm very excited when other people go all out.
I'm not creative enough to give you ideas but holy shit! That is awesome.
Those who loved me,
I'll miss you most,
All the rest,
You'll see my ghost.
BOO!
Hmm, you could always use what I’m putting on my husbands tombstone
“He died from a toe infection.”
Here's my idea for an epitaph:
Here lies me, Jonny.
Bless my cotton socks.
If I'd known I'd be dead this long,
I'd have bought a bigger box.
( This part is not part of the epitaph): I really like your website. Cheers, TR
Here lies g6scrapped
An unfortunate victim of the Fail Whale.
Please Curb Your Dog.
Team Jacob
#FAIL
epitath: I'm dead and I approve this message. <<This was sent in to me via twitter.
He died rock hard
I think he’s the guy that sat by the copier.
(or as an alt: the guy who sat by the copier)
Him?
OR
The iHubby…buried alive.
:Told you I was sick.:
Here lies ThePeachy1
Juiced Oct 31, 2010
Guilty Squid
We Think She Has Consumption
So We're Just Planning Ahead
place next to –
We Hope She Doesn't Die
But just in case?
We Are Prepared.
CRAP, I messed up.
Beneath this cold stone
Lies a woman who is dead
She just LOVED haiku
The Daver here doth lie;
He worked until he died.
A shame he's dead,
The neighbors said,
'cause our computer's fried.
Beneath this cold stone
Lies a woman who is dead
She really loved haiku
O.G. potty mouth
Covetous gardener
Always wore clean underwear (in case of an accident)
Well I give you credit considering you hate halloween.