(Not Your) Tombstone Contest

So I do Halloween big. Real big. Whole front yard big. Every year I add a tombstone or two to the collection. This year I decided to run a contest for best Epitaph. Leave a comment with an Epitaph that is NOT GOOGLEABLE and then the winner will be picked either by me or by whoever gets the most “likes”

I will then let you pick the shape that you want and I will make and display this tombstone in my yard.

Rules: No Sex, Satan, or anything Religious. That stuff just creeps out the neighbors AND I do have small children who live with me.

You want a piece of me?

28 thoughts on “(Not Your) Tombstone Contest

  1. My ultimate plan is to be buried next to my husband (@iHubby). Not only is it romantic, but I want the basic principles of our marriage to be carried into our death.

    Quite simply, it will say
    "I'm With Stupid —>"

    To the point, I think. Also a little true.
    Not really.
    Okay yes. Really.

  2. You said:
    Rules: No Sex, Satan, or anything Religious. That stuff just creeps out the neighbors AND I do have small children who live with me.

    And yet there you are wearing a scandalous tee in your Corn Balls video. What is an epitaph writer to think?!? (Or maybe the small children are too young to be reading?)

  3. Here's my idea for an epitaph:

    Here lies me, Jonny.
    Bless my cotton socks.
    If I'd known I'd be dead this long,
    I'd have bought a bigger box.

    ( This part is not part of the epitaph): I really like your website. Cheers, TR

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