So I do Halloween big. Real big. Whole front yard big. Every year I add a tombstone or two to the collection. This year I decided to run a contest for best Epitaph. Leave a comment with an Epitaph that is NOT GOOGLEABLE and then the winner will be picked either by me or by whoever gets the most “likes”
I will then let you pick the shape that you want and I will make and display this tombstone in my yard.
Rules: No Sex, Satan, or anything Religious. That stuff just creeps out the neighbors AND I do have small children who live with me.