Well I can’t say for sure what her current shape is but the on that will be coming with me will be in flat form. So Congrats and HOLY VOTES! I now know who to call to bring in the votes. (Seriously, amazing)
Ok, here’s the deal.
*So Lori gets to choose 3 bloggers that she would love to meet.
*Flat Lori and I will get to go to some fab parties including:
……..The Peoples Party
Do you like #FlatLori?
If not then let me know b/c you know you’re gonna want to track yourself with the special hashtag.
Also, I’m sure there will be many other picture opportunities that will be full of the awesome.
Oh, and THAT’S NOT ALL.
I was talking to my friend Aunt Becky (@mommywantsvodka) and she wanted in on the action because she is super cool like that. She said, I’ll take the 2nd place person. I mean really, how nice is she. Wait, I shouldn’t call her nice. When I did an automatic knife came out of her pocket. Let’s just say she’s fab.
So guess what? Adrienne you get to go with Aunt Becky. I can’t say exactly what you’ll experience with her and her pranksters but it’s full of awesome and many “shut your whore mouths.”
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
I was truly touched how people responded and even a few people mentioned meeting me. I mean really? Little old me with my chin hairs and mustache? So honored that I have met so many people on twitter that I have come to adore and “share” my life with. This is for you:
You are ALL coming with. I am going to print up all of your twitters and have them as a tweet roll on the back of my shirt. Because I love you and love that you came by.
Ok, now that’s MUCH nicer than I ever like to be so don’t tell anyone, gotta keep SOME street cred before NY.